Welcome to Wongo's
“Welcome to Wongo's. We have what you want at Wongtastic prices.” says the least enthusiastic clerk you have ever met.
“Peruse our wares and enjoy your time at Wongo's,” they continue, without even looking up.
Wongo's Bargain Bin
Pay 100 Gold. Obtain 1 random Common Relic.
Wongo's Featured Item
Pay 200 Gold. Obtain [[random relic]].
Leave
Downgrade a random card.
“Um... excuse me you can't just leave without buying something at Wongo's,” says the clerk with an irritated tone.
You have a heated debate over customer choice and it leaves you mentally drained.
Wongo's Mystery Box
Pay 300 Gold. Obtain 3 random Relics after 5 combats.
After Buy
“We are Wongo-wow'd by your generosity... Wonderful patron, you now have 32 Wongo Points. With just 2000 more points, you will receive our exclusive Wongo Customer Appreciation Badge. Have a Wongtastic day.”
You have no clue what they are talking about and vow to never return to a Wongo's.
After Buy Badge Counter
“We are Wongo-wow'd by your generosity... Wonderful patron, you now have 32 Wongo Points. With just 2000 more points, you will receive our exclusive Wongo Customer Appreciation Badge. Have a Wongtastic day.”
You have already received 0 of these worthless badges. You vow to never return to a Wongo's.
After Buy Receive Badge
“We are Wongo-wow'd by your generosity... Wonderful patron, you now have 32 Wongo Points. Your points have earned you a Wongo Customer Appreciation Badge.”
The clerk hands you a cheaply made badge. “Have a Wongtastic day.”
You have now received 0 . You vow to never return to a Wongo's.