Battleworn Dummy

As you approach, it begins to rumble and fizzle and lights up brilliantly! “BZZZT! TIME TO TRAIN!!! YOU HAVE 3 TURNS TO DEFEAT ME! CHOOSE A SETTING OR FACE LETHAL HUMILIATION. Here are the options:” After the terrifying message, the dummy carefully reads out detailed instructions. What do you choose?

“YOU ARE WEAK!! HUMILIATION HAS BEEN ADMINISTERED!” The dummy is silent for a moment and— “Choose a lower setting next time. Have a nice day.”

“YOU PASS THE TRAINING! YOU ARE NOW EQUIPPED TO DEFEND THIS FACTORY AGAINST INTRUDERS!! BE SURE TO HYDRATE AFTER TRAINING SESSIONS!”