Battleworn Dummy
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- Glory
Tricky event, you'll need a good grasp of how quickly your deck can deal damage to make the right choice. Some factors that might swing you one way or another: Remember that there's little downside to losing the fight. LETHAL HUMILIATION doesn't actually deal you damage in the run you're in. If you already have a full potion belt it might make sense to try for two random upgrades, since you'd be unlikely to make much use of the extra potion anyway. Dealing 300 damage in 3 turns is quite difficult for all but the fastest decks. Keep in mind that two random upgrades isn't much weaker than a random relic, so don't feel bad about choosing the more conservative option if you're not confident your deck can output this much damage.
As you approach, it begins to rumble and fizzle and lights up brilliantly!
“BZZZT! TIME TO TRAIN!!! YOU HAVE 3 TURNS TO DEFEAT ME!
CHOOSE A SETTING OR FACE LETHAL HUMILIATION.
Here are the options:”
After the terrifying message, the dummy carefully reads out detailed instructions.
What do you choose?
Setting 1
Fight a 75 HP dummy. Procure 1 random Potion.
Setting 2
Fight a 150 HP dummy. Upgrade 2 random cards.
Setting 3
Fight a 300 HP dummy. Obtain a random Relic.
Defeat
“YOU ARE WEAK!!
HUMILIATION HAS BEEN ADMINISTERED!”
The dummy is silent for a moment and—
“Choose a lower setting next time. Have a nice day.”
Victory
“YOU PASS THE TRAINING!
YOU ARE NOW EQUIPPED TO DEFEND THIS FACTORY AGAINST INTRUDERS!! BE SURE TO HYDRATE AFTER TRAINING SESSIONS!”